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The rescue dog who is a better Jenga player than me!
The video below is less than a minute long and is nothing but a millisecond clip of a pooch pulling a Jenga block out of a tower on a loop. But I’m sharing it with you, because this is the most talented thing that has been posted on Dlisted since The Rubber Chanteuse chicken-squawked out the superior version of Despacito. I wasn’t saying much when I said that this dog plays Jenga better than me. The only way I can play boring Jenga is if I’m more crunk than Teen Mom Jenelle’s fetus, soI knock that tower over by drunk stumbling into it while trying to make a move. But this dog is still a master, and his humans are geniuses for rubbing chicken bouillon dust on that Jenga block to get him to grab it. The new visual definition of smooth is:
Now if this Jenga Dog got together with the original Jenga Dog (the one who can balance Jenga blocks on his snout) and went on America’s Got Talent, the show would have to end. As soon as Jenga Dog II pulled a block off of the tower on Jenga Dog I’s snout, executives would have no choice but to cancel AGT since nobody’s talent could possibly top that shit.
Pic: YouTube