A 19-Year-Old Might Be Stanning For Angelina Jolie A Bit Too Hard

November 30, 2017 / Posted by:

I remember seeing Tomb Raider for the first time and wanting to bare my midriff and have two “guns” (aka the leftover tubes from rolls of Charmin) to use to take down the swarthiest of my Beanie Babies. But an Iranian Angeloonie has taken her love of Angelina Jolie a bit (read: fucking well past) further than that.

Unilad claims 19-year-old Sahar Tabar has gone through FIFTY surgeries to look like St. Angie, and well…..

باهامه كل تهران..!???

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پيشيم نابه..!??? از اينجا خريدمش?? @sezar_petshop @sezar_petshop

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نرو بدون تو سخت ميگذره..!❄️

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عقده هاتونو خالي كنيد..!???

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The lips are spot on!

She’s admitted she “would do anything” to look like Angie, so I assume she filed adoption papers for 900 children to complete the look with her own child army. Sahar wears colored contacts to give her eyes that perfect shade of “Snatch yo man, hussy!” blue Angelina is known for. Some people claim the look can no way be the result of surgeries because she’s 19, and the female Brian Peppers vibe she’s giving look like the work of prosthetics and Photoshop. Clearly these people haven’t met the Kardashians.

That being said, it’s a slow afternoon, so I spent an inordinate amount of time on this girl’s Instagram, and my inner Detective LaToya is calling BS on this being the work of a doctor since the nose seems to change direction, and Sahar claims she’s after the Angelina lewk and not that of Samantha from Bewitched.

Some people say she’s a “zombie Angelina,” which I think just means they are stewing at home sipping SmartWater in their “Team Jen” T-shirts.

Pic: Wenn.com

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