Ivana Trump Gleefully Gabbed Again About The Other Mrs. Trump

November 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Every time Ivana Trump sits down to do an interview I get real excited with the hope that some juicy (and actionable) tidbit about Donald Trump will “innocently” slip from her exuberantly painted lips. But she’s very careful. Since she walked back those early rape allegations a while back, she’s mostly kept her gossip very shady and directed at easy target Melania Trump. Even if she’s chosen not to bring down the current administration (because there’s a chance she could if she wanted to), she still can’t resist subtly dragging Donny and his “new” wife whenever she gets the chance.

Ivana recently appeared on the Irish talk show The Ray D’Arcy Show because well, they asked. Ivana can’t resist an opportunity to sit on a couch and casually remind you who the fuck she is: Ivana is first wife and baby momma. What else vould ju lack to know? Ray knows the right buttons to push to get the kitty to come out to play and asked Ivana to review the time Melania got bent out of shape when she called herself the “First Lady”.

Here’s the clip (via People)

The glee in her voice and the twinkle in her eye as she says Melania “went buh-nah-uhs” should tell you all you need to know about Ivana Trump. She’s the principal of the Czech “If You Can’t Say Something Nice” academy where she teaches a master class in “Cutting Lesser Bitches Down, But Make It Fashion”.

Ray also asked Ivana is Donald was the diaper changing type of dad. You won’t be surprised to learn that he was not.

Here’s that exchange:

Do you think that when she says Donald was “making the business” she meant taking a shit? That would explain a lot, actually. Sadly, Ivana really seems to think this is a cute anecdote about a Very Important Business Man and not a tale of neglect and indifference. You’ll note she makes sure you know just how many buttons the children had to push in their house elevator to get to daddy’s office. That’s because they were very, very wealthy. Very wealthy indeed. And don’t you ever forget that, dahlink.

Pic: Wenn.com

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