Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Mr. Chicken, the rubber chicken who squawked out the only version of Despacito we need!

Despacito from Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee has hit the #1 spot on charts in dozens of countries, it’s become one of the best-selling Latin singles in the U.S., its video is the most viewed on YouTube ever, and everyone’s abuelita has taken her house slippers off to shake her shit to it on a concrete patio at a family reunion. But we couldn’t say that the song has “made it” until a rubber chicken did a cover of it on YouTube. I, for one, am so glad that the rubber chicken that the late Chyna and Traci Bingham did shots out of on The Surreal Life is FINALLY making its triumphant return to the spotlight!

YouTuber Franco Muñoz shot a video of my current favorite pop star setting that mic on fire while singing about wanting to fuck a hot poultry piece and make her crow her brains out while cock-a-doodle-do-ing her. I can’t wait for the video, because I just know that Chicken Cutlets will play Mr. Chicken’s love interest.

Sorry, Justin Bieber, but another empty manufactured squawker has come along and done it better than you. And bitch’s Spanish is even better. Although, that’s a feat that’s not hard to achieve.

Pic: YouTube

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