Jordan Peele Says That Tiger Woods Is In “The Sunken Place” For Golfing With Trump

November 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Jordan Peele wrote and directed the superlative horror flick Get Out. SPOILER ALERT- it was a big hit, mostly because it was scary yet intelligent with many layers about how racism is the worst and so are rich and evil mad scientists disguised as awkward liberals. In the movie, the lead Daniel Kaluuya is dating Marnie from Girls and sits down with her hypnotherapist mom, a particularly sinister Catherine Keener, for a session to stop smoking. She takes him to what she refers to as “The Sunken Place” in his head, and eventually everything turns scary and evil. In a related story, D.A.R.E. failure Tiger Woods played golf with Time magazine’s Most Incorrect Person Of The YearPresident Donald Trump. This caused Peele to point out that “The Sunken Place” is real and also goes by the name “Trump National Golf Club.

NBC Golf reported that Tiger and fellow golf pro Dustin Johnson teed off with POTUS at his golf club in Jupiter, Florida on Friday. While most of us would see this as a horrible punishment that could fit right in at Guantanamo, Tiger was gladly posing for selfies with bystanders. Please keep in mind that Tiger’s an excellent golfer but kind of a mess off the course.

Oh, and here’s Tiger practicing before they start playing. Why isn’t he crying? I’d be crying if I had to ride in a golf cart all morning with His Flatulence.

Jordan obviously wants to rescue prominent black celebrity Tiger much like his character Chris tried to rescue the kidnapped black people in Get Out. But, as one reply noted, “let’s be real……Tiger been in the Sunken Place.

Having that much money means you can RSVP “no effing thank you” to POTUS if he summons you to play golf with his braggart ass. This means that Tiger probably went willingly. So, there’s the opening scene of your Get Out sequel, Jordan.

Pic: Wenn.com

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