Ivanka Trump And Chelsea Clinton Defended Malia Obama For Kissin’ And Smokin’

November 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Malia Obama goes to Harvard, and she was papped by TMZ at her first Harvard-Yale football game last weekend, smoking and making out with a strapping young man from Britain (Rory Farquharson). That was followed by a leaked video of Malia puffin out some smoke rings. Malia can kiss whom she pleases! She’s a strong, independent young woman with her whole life ahead of her OH PLEASE MALIA, PLEASE PLEASE ASK YOUR DAD TO COME BACK. OBAMA! THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY STUPID BUFFOONS! OBAMA, CAN YOU HEAR ME? OBAMA CAN YOU SEE ME? OBAMA CAN YOU FIND ME IN THE NIGHT?

Er, but I digress. Of course, a former First Daughter blowing smoke rings and locking lips with a boy at a college football game is a salacious scandal for those in the conservative media. Some of these haters loathe Obama & Co. even more than they hate the words “Happy Holidays.” So a former First Daughter living her life at a tailgate is practically cause for a Senate inquiry. Thankfully, one former First Daughter and a current First Daughter took to social media to defend her.

Here’s Malia kissing a dude.

Aspiring human Ivanka Trump seized an opportunity to demonstrate how she’s slightly less odious than the rest of her porcine family (via The Washington Post).

Another First Daughter with a problematic dad, Chelsea Clinton, also urged the press to employ higher standards in their reporting.

People buzzin’ over Malia smoking butts and kissing a boy at a tailgate need to unclutch their pearls. Have any of these people been to college? Malia’s activities are pretty much the college equivalent of hosting a quilting bee or showing off your new “12 Months of Cute Kittens” calendar. This is college! She could be doing keg stands in a bikini and taking hits from a bong made out of a MAGA baseball cap. The kids at Harvard are pretty smaht and can probably make a bong out of anything.

Pic: Wenn.com

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