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November 25, 2017 / Posted by:

The bold bird burglar of Brazil!

DISCLAIMER; Here at Dlisted, we do not condone engaging in any kind of criminal activity including thievery…. unless your ass is a bird and then it’s not only okay, but it’s fucking funny to people when you steal human stuff.

Soon, the cat community is going to file to get the defamatory phrase “cat burglar” changed to “bird burglar” and they’re going to use this video to push their case. This short video was taken from a surveillance camera in a store in Brazil somewhere, and it shows a lady paying for her things by putting some money down on a scale. But little did she know, that lurking in the shadows was a feathered burglar (a birdglar?). If you’ve been wondering what Lindsay Lohan has been up to lately. You’ve got your answer. She’s obviously been busy training birds in Brazil to do her dirty work!

HSOTD honorable mention goes to the customer who grabbed her shit real fast and ran out of there before the store could hit her up for the stolen cash. How do you say, “Uh huh, I paid as soon as I put my money down. Get better security!” in Portuguese?

Pic: YouTube

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