Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 23, 2017 / Posted by:

The Car Rental Agent (as played to chirpy Not The One perfection by the one and only Edie McClurg) from Planes, Trains & Automobiles!

To celebrate the day that I spread my eatin’ hole open by attaching my lips to my earlobes with a clamp before shoving canfuls of processed cranberry jelly deliciousness and whole bottles of whiskey up in there, I had to do a little traveling to be with family. But traveling wasn’t that bad thanks to travel essentials like mind-numbing tiny bottles of airplane wine and my other natural nerve-soother (no, TSA agent, I’m not talking about the vials of the good shit oil stowawaying in my b-hole tunnel. I’m talking about the downloaded episodes of The Golden Girls on my laptop. Yeah that!). I never had a “Steve Martin in PT&A” meltdown and sadly I never got cursed out by a car rental agent. It’s not really the holiday season until a service industry employee has bitched you out after reaching their “fuck it” point. See: my favorite car rental agent played by Bonnie “No Nuh-Nuh No No-No” Brindle from Small Wonder.

When an off-the-edge Steve Martin drops fuck bombs all around and on the Marathon Car Rental agent and tells her to wipe that fucking dumbass smile off of her rosy fucking cheeks, she quickly drops her “service with a smile” cheeriness and lets the quiet rage boil up inside of her. And all the while Steve Martin drags her, she effortlessly keeps it glamorous with that frosted purple dust on her eyelids and that extra hard “won’t move for no one, even a bitch ass customer” bouffant of utter elegance.

There’s always at least one thing to be thankful for and that one thing is always Edie McClurg. Happy Thanksgiving, all. Gobble, gobble, you’re fucked!

Pic: YouTube 

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