Open Post: Hosted By The Super Peens Of The Justice League Gay Porn Parody

November 21, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s a good thing Gal Gadot sort-of got her way in that Brett Ratner tiff over how she wouldn’t do another Wonder Woman if he stuck around. Because a worthy replacement for Gal is right under our noses in some very high production value gay porn!

Men.com dropped the trailer for its Just-Ass – I mean, Justice League (sorry, too easy) gay porn parody. It features all sorts of glasses of daddy leche, like Colby Keller as the Green Lantern and Francois Sagat as Aquaman. RuPaul’s Drag Race alum Manila Luzon is Wonder Woman, and I’m sure Michelle Visage is screaming “I was robbed!” over the lost check.

The fight scenes seem a little hokey, and by that I mean there wasn’t enough dong flopping around. Actually, there was none, so you can watch this very SFW trailer from the confines of your cubicle with Gladys from HR watching over your shoulder. Because even Gladys deserves to see some well-defined pecs every now and then.

PLOT TWIST: who knew Robin would ditch Batman to play hide the salami with Bruce Wayne’s butler?! The acting is quite a bit good compared to the “actors” I’m used to watching. So snaps to whoever spent the extra 20 minutes on iMovie getting the sound effects just right. This is totally going to rake in more cash than the real Justice League…not that that would be a hard (wink wink) task to accomplish.

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