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November 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Kimiko Nishimoto, the Japanese grandmama who is spending the Werther’s Originals phase of her life making HIGH ART self-portraits that are making Cindy Sherman check the retired box on her tax forms next year!

Bored Panda says that 17 years ago, when Kimiko was just the fetus age of 72, her son started teaching a beginner’s course in photography and she enrolled in it. She probably figured that she could either stay at home watching whatever the Japanese equivalent of NCIS is while drinking whatever the Japanese equivalent of Benefiber is, or she could torture her son by becoming his student. Life is way too damn short to not fuck with your loved ones any chance you can get, so Kimiko took up photography.

The moment Kimiko started taking pictures was probably a lot like the moment I touched a hard peen other than my own the first time. Kimiko never wanted to let it go for the rest of her days. Kimiko got an artistic thirst for photography she didn’t know she had, and an art star was born!

Since she’s from the magical land of pure and beautiful WTFery, the ability to create priceless foolery is in her blood. Kimiko got weird with it and didn’t take herself too seriously. She got her first photography exhibition ten years ago in her hometown of Kumamoto, and this December, her work will be the star of an exhibit at Tokyo’s Epson Gallery. Previously unseen portraits by Kimiko will be shown from December 15 to January 18.

Bored Panda posted a few of the pieces that Kimiko will show, like the one above of her living the retirement dream. When I’m “fuck it” age, I want to spend my days drinking so much damn beer that I become one. This one blow is made of crazy fantastical fantasy, because nobody would hang up an abuelita like this. They’d know that grandma would grab one of those hangers and throw it at their froat.

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This is probably the look that Janet Jackson was going for when she wore a cleaver in her head.

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This is a piece I like to call “Prelude to a Hip Replacement.

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This is Kimiko’s way of shamelessly playing to the Khloe Kardashian stans or shamelessly playing to the Harambe stans.

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This is Kimiko serving Life Alert theatrics.

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This is Kimiko after hearing hear grandkids talk about how you can get high from sniffing Sharpies.

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And finally, this is Kimiko doing I don’t even know what.

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This world could always use more weird, so here’s hoping that Kimiko lives another 89 years. I’m going to need a sequel to whatever is going on in the picture above.

Pics: Kimiko Nishimoto/Epson/Bored Panda

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