Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 20, 2017 / Posted by:

The dick-shaped catwalk from last night’s Dollar Tree Grammys called the American Music Awards!

Bless the American Music Awards set designer (Who knew that John Travolta had a side gig designing sets for awards shows?). The set designer knew our eyes were going to be hit with a lot of soft dick performances, so they gave us a beautiful lit-up dick that stole every shot it was in.

It was the week of dick shapes last week. First, my current American heroes decorated the skies with a big uncut dick. And then my other current American heroes decorated the AMAs stage with a big cut dick. And that peenwalk stayed hard all night. When a SAN FARDS Xtina (that was SANS FARDS for her) and her Predator hair summoned the slapping hand of Whitney Houston’s ghost with that mess of a tribute (more on that later), the peenwalk stayed hard. When the Nickelodeon Elvis wannabe named Shawn Mendes performed, it stayed hard. When the boner breaking duo of the Chainsmokers presented, the peenwalk stayed hard.

That dick-shaped catwalk was the MVP of last night’s show. Well, the dick-shaped catwalk and Diana Ross’ fanny pack (more on that later too, I’m sure) were the MVPs. I salute them both for getting us through the night! Sure, I nearly got electrocuted every time I stuck my tongue to the TV screen, but I still salute the dick-shaped catwalk!

Pic: @reyalfashion (And thanks to all my peen obsessors out there who slid this tip into my inbox!)

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