The U.S. Navy air crew who became my favorite air artistes when they drew a giant dick in the sky!
Because of the ten million of you who dropped this tip into my inbox (ten million people don’t even read this site, but you get the gist), today’s Hot Sluts of the Day are the Navy air crew who strangely enough, didn’t get promoted when they decorated the sky with God’s uncut boner. The New York Times says that on Thursday, the people of Okanogan County in Washington state looked up at the sky and thought, “I didn’t know that Tommy Cruise was already shooting Top Gun 2, and I didn’t know they were shooting it in Okanogan County.”
The Navy is filled with sea men, so we all should expect them to draw fat dicks in the sky and we should salute them for it. But some people weren’t into it, including a mom who complained about her young children seeing it. Young children who have probably scrawled raunchier shit on their textbooks during class.
The commander of Naval Air Forces, Vice Admiral Mike Shoemaker, says that the air crew responsible has been grounded, and they’ve opened up an investigation, because this is important!
“Sophomoric and immature antics of a sexual nature have no place in Naval aviation today. We will investigate this incident to get all the facts and act accordingly.”
The FAA says that unless the stunt posed a safety risk, they aren’t going to investigate. You know, it could’ve been a safety risk, because if I saw it while driving, I would’ve immediately stopped my car in the middle of the road, gotten out and tried to catch that cloud dick and pancake balls with my mouth.
There is a chance that the Navy air crew responsible wasn’t just fucking around. Maybe John Travolta is a secret member of the Navy, and this was their way of letting him know that they need him for an important mission. Sort of like the bat signal. The dick signal!