Kathy Griffin is a goddamned tea-tease! Since her scorched earth campaign against, well, everybody started there was a promise of real hot tea spillage. Sadly instead of gallons of piping hot ooglong gushing out, her flood gates have produced barely a trickle of lukewarm Lipton. And not even a dollop of clotted cream in sight! After Andy Cohen pulled a Mimi on her she let loose with a 17 minute bitch sesh directed at those who turned on her, like Andy. But Kathy didn’t reveal much except that Andy is a backstabbing asshole, has always wanted to be her and enjoys olde-timey stimulants.
Today Kathy #tooktotwitter, calling herself “The Mayor of Zero Fucksville” (I’ve been there, the roads are terrible and the people are rude as hell), and posted a letter she had received from a fan detailing a brief encounter he had with with Andy back in college.
Morning kids… The Mayor of Zero Fucksville here…. pic.twitter.com/t0El5ndC5j
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) November 17, 2017
Well, color me underwhelmed. Sounds like a garden variety regrettable sexual encounter one typically has in their 20’s. No rodents, no babydoll outfit, no riding crops, no melted wax, no urine-aide chugging contest, no ear penetration, no puppetry of the penis, no snot play, no fart party, no Santa’s favorite elf scenarios, none of that! All we really learned is that Andy may have a little dick, a wonky eye and a bitchy BFF named Amanda. Honestly the most shocking revelation in that letter is that there is a “holocaust themed theater class” at UW-Madison. Whaaaa?
I will continue to accept Kathy’s future invitations to tea because who knows, somebody might hook her up with some of that red rooibos and some of those lovely little butter cookies that come in a tin can you can use to store your drug paraphernalia in. But if she keeps pouring this tiny little tea leaf Tetley bullshit, everybody is going to be as salty and as she is, which everybody knows, leads to thirst!