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November 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Santa’s little helper who has become clitty’s little helper to women everywhere in the UK! And yes, the edges of my soul shriveled when I typed “clitty’s little helper.

The Sun says that British supermarket chain Asda can’t keep their shelves stocked with a Christmas elf that should be called Elf On A Puss. The toy that is taking British coozes by storm costs only £10 (that’s around $13 US dollars), and he lets out a “Merry Christmas” and wiggles his rubber tongue when you press a button on his shoe.

Many started posting about the holly jolly cunnilingus elf, and an Asda employee tells The Sun that it sold out in three days. A reporter from The Sun went to a local Asda to find it, but only found an empty shelf. Being the skilled journalists they are, The Sun asked shoppers about the elf and got these choice quotes:

“If that’s your fetish than go for it, each to their own.”

“I can’t imagine a woman using it but they probably do and it is cheaper than buying something else.”

“He’s got a bigger tongue than my husband.”

Melania Trump must’ve given that last quote.

A rep for Asda laughed it off and said that they’re happy their elf is giving customers a laugh (that’s not the only thing he’s giving customers):   “We’re glad to hear this little fella is giving customers a giggle.”

Here’s that nasty elf in action. Try not to sit on the screen:

Christmas might be extra traumatizing in some UK households this year, because “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus” may be replaced with “I saw mommy sitting on an elf’s face.” Merry Clitmas!

Pic: YouTube 

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