Night Crumbs

Someone with way too much money bought this damaged Leonardo da Vinci painting for $450.3 million. I blame Dan Brown. I never thought that there was such a thing as being too damn rich, but I’ve been proven wrong. You know you’re too damn rich when you spend $450 million on a dusty and busted picture of a beardless Chris Robinson telling fortunes at a ren faire – Pajiba

Nina Dobrev is dressed like an 80s art gallery owner who has a mysterious past and a tortured artist lover. I’m into it – Lainey Gossip

Kate Winslet defended working with Woody Allen by saying he was never convicted of a crime. But yet she worked with Roman Polanski, and Roman was convicted of a crime. And she shit on Harvey Weinstein who has never been convicted of a crime yet. A seat: Kate needs to have several – Celebitchy

Sources gave an update on Bobby Zarin’s cancer fight – Reality Tea

I don’t know if Eiza Gonzalez will make a good Catwoman, but I do know that I’m feeling her “villain thinking up a diabolical plan” brows – Popoholic

Melanie B’s new hair says, “I’m an old school raver who can’t let go of my glory days, and also, I want to speak to the manager.” – Drunken Stepfather

The Rock’s daughter, whose name isn’t The Pebble, is going to be the next Miss Golden Globes – SOW

Julia Roberts’ niece is in Shape looking more like a hybrid of Sarah Paulson and Jena Malone – Hollywood Tuna

Get Out really, really wants to win a Golden Globe – Just Jared

21-year-old emo rapper Lil’ Peep died of a suspected overdose on his tour bus in Arizona – Towleroad

Pic: Dennis Van Tine/Future Image