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November 16, 2017 / Posted by:

 

Frank, the poor grandpa whose million dollar dreams died on a platter of baked zucchini on Wheel of Fortune!

Usually the saddest sight on Wheel of Fortune is the tortured and electrocuted beaver on Pat Sajak’s head. But on Wednesday night, Wheel of Fortune gave their viewers a giant shot of the sads to the heart when Frank and his teammate, who’s his granddaughter, Laurel got so close to winning the final puzzle and lost before finding out that they could’ve become MILLIONAIRES (or hundredthousandaires after the tax man came a looking for his cut).

Frank, seen above in a hot pink sandwich, and Lauren made it to the final round, and chose “Food & Drink” as their category. From the letters they picked, only E, D, C and N were on the board. A millisecond before their time was up, Frank correctly guessed that the second word was “zucchini” and Laurel shouted out “fried zucchini.” But the real answer was some kind of unnatural weird dish called “baked zucchini” (????). Losing the final round on Wheel of Fortune sucks already, but finding out that you were close to winning a million dollars is some shit that’d make you want to pull off Pat’s wig and slap him with it. Producers nearly had to scream for a defibrillator when Frank found out that he and Laurel lost out on a million dollars.

Done in by baked zucchini is the worst, but Frank and Laurel were set up to fail. Nobody would’ve guessed baked zucchini, because nobody bakes plain zucchini. You fry it, you barbecue it, you steam it and you saw-tay it (I’m too lazy to find an accent mark to spell saute right), but you don’t bake it unless its insides have been scooped out and it’s covered with cheese, bacon bits and breadcrumbs. And the answer to the puzzle wasn’t “Baked Parmesan Bacon And Breaded Zucchini“!

Poor ole’ Frank.

Wheel of Fortune owes him a do-over. Or better yet, Frank should get the one million dollars if Pat Sajak is able to eat an entire plate of baked zucchini. Although, Pat can eat fried bologna without mustard, so his nasty ass can probably eat anything.

Pic: YouTube

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