Charles Manson Is Reportedly On Death’s Door

November 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Satan may be calling home one of his favorite little buddies. Multiple outlets including TMZ are reporting that coo-coo crazy cult leader Charles Manson is ailing in a bad way. It’s really unfortunate timing for the swastika foreheaded grand pappy to lose his grip on life just as his predicted Helter Skelter race war seems like it might actually be happening. I never thought I’d say this but Charlie might just have earned himself his first and only “I told you so!”.

TMZ reports:

Charles Manson is in the hospital and, as one source familiar with his situation tells TMZ, “it’s not going to get any better for him.”

We’re told Manson was rushed to a Bakersfield hospital 3 days ago, and has been wheeled around on a gurney for various treatments … escorted by 5 uniformed cops.

I always assume old Charlie had kicked the bucket years ago, but then he’d show up at a parole hearing (12 times since 1972 when his original death sentence was commuted to life in prison with the possibly of parole, according to the Los Angeles Times).

The LA Times says that the state can’t tell us what exactly is wrong with the evil turd bubble because of HIPAA style state and federal laws. TMZ reports that back in January he has something wrong with his guts and was supposed to get surgery on a bleeding lesion but he was too weak at the time. TMZ added:

We’re told the 83-year-old Manson, who lays still covered in blankets, looks ashen.

Charlie’s never been known for his glowing, healthful complexion but we can only hope that ashen means he’s staring into the gaping maw of hell. Maybe he’ll bunk with Jim Jones. Best of luck to Chuck in his passing from this realm to the next. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Actually, do let it.

Pic: California County Prisons

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