From Italian restaurants to ACTUAL Italy…Anna Faris sure knows how to rev things up with a new piece of man meat.
Anna was papped wandering the streets of Venice with her new man Michael Barrett. Those two were first noticed as potential hump buddies when they were spotted on several dates at the same Italian restaurant in Los Angeles back in September. They must have really liked the carbonara to take it to the actual country two months later. They first met on the set of that Overboard remake nobody asked for. He’s a cinematographer, and she’s supposed to be Goldie Hawn 2.0.
Speaking of things going overboard, both barely dealt with a splash jaunting around Venice in a water taxi. People says that Michael was even seen “sweetly” wrappings his arms around Anna during the ride. The only thing I would sweetly wrap my arms around in Italy is a pizza, and that includes if my boyfriend was directly in front of me. A source snitched that things might be taking off for the two:
“Anna has been hanging out with Michael for weeks. They were hanging out occasionally in September, but started seeing each other more frequently recently.”
Anna and Chris Pratt announced in August they were splitting, so naturally this has me wondering if it’s another case of the dial-ditch-n-dick as mentioned in her memoir where she called it off with her first husband over the phone and pretty much immediately went to Chris’s room for some bumpin’ of uglies! It is the smartest of strategies that all us guys ‘n gals could learn from: never push away from one peen until you have the next one lined up. It will save you a shit ton of money that would otherwise go to buying pints of Halo Top to eat while you cry watching reruns of Touched By An Angel (hypothetically speaking, of course) until you find that next delish dicking.