Night Crumbs
Difficult People, a damn funny and smart show that was too good for this world, has been canceled by Hulu after three seasons. That’s making me want to call them up and say, “Fuck you! Cancel my account! I’m done with you…until the second season of The Handmaid’s Tale comes out.” And I’m not only saying that it was a great show because busted down Dlisted was name-checked twice in one episode. I’m saying that because busted down Dlisted was name-checked twice in the episode that the legendary Susan Lucci and CoCo guest starred on! But seriously, I hope it’ll live on one day because I need justice for Patches – Just Jared
Dakota Johnson is still making bland oatmeal love with Chris Martin – Lainey Gossip
Err, it’s starting to look like Ed Westwick’s producer friend was his creepy enabling wing man – Celebitchy
“I’ve found the new visual definition of me.” – Elegance while looking at that picture of Brandi Glanville – Reality Tea
The universe above is now populated with the heads of the gay haters whose skulls popped off from watching Star Trek’s first man-on-man kiss – Towleroad
Living the life IS Elizabeth Hurley sunning her nipple knobs – Drunken Stepfather
The reviews for Justice League are out, and well, if a friend drags you to it, make sure you bring a phone loaded with a Thor bootleg on it. You’re going to need something to entertain you – Pajiba
Shakira and her small and humble breasts aren’t going on tour in Europe anymore – SOW
Kristen Stewart’s hair is starting to transform into a There’s Something About Mary mullet – Popoholic
I’m way too sober for this music video featuring Bella Thorne getting sexy with a salad – Hollywood Tuna
Pic: Shitty picture of my laptop playing Difficult People by me