Miranda Kerr Is Pregnant With A Snapchat Baby

November 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Six months have passed since Miranda Kerr married Snapchat billionaire Evan Spiegel in a shamefully understated ceremony for a billionaire. Miranda and Evan admitted they were waiting to have sex with each other until after they were hitched. For anyone who needed confirmation that it actually happened, here you go: Miranda is pregnant.

A rep confirmed the news to E! News today in a very nondescript way:

“Miranda, Evan and Flynn are looking forward to welcoming the newest member of their family.”

This will be 34-year-old Miranda’s second child (she shares 6-year-old Flynn with Orlando Bloom), and 27-year-old Evan’s first kid. A source tells E! News that Miranda has always wanted more children, and that she “can’t wait to give Flynn a sibling.” And things are going well between Miranda and Billionaire Evan.

“Miranda and Evan are doing well as a couple. They have a good balance together.”

It’s not known how far along Miranda is or when she’s due. What we do know is that Evan looks like off-brand Andrew Garfield got in a fight with Andy Murray. So my guess is whenever their baby arrives, it will look like that, but with two giant apple cheeks.

Evan made billions from Snapchat, so it feels a little weird that their pregnancy announcement was done though a boring ol’ spokesperson. Could Evan not have had his team of tech nerds create a filter that made Miranda look like she was holding a cartoon pee stick as a bunch of digital balloons fell behind her? Not only is that a missed opportunity for them, but for the entire Snapchat user base. You know there’s at least a dozen basics out there who dream of one day announcing they’re knocked up on Snapchat with a cartoon pregnancy test and puppy dog ears.

Pic: Wenn.com

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