Kim Kardashian has a lot of balls in the air right now. She’s got a smell coming out (KKW Crystal Gardenia), she’s got a shopping app in the works and on top of all that she’s got a human child growing in a surrogate that’s about to be born! Kim says they used a surrogate for their third, because she had medical issues with her first two, and she told Entertainment Tonight that deciding to use a surrogate for her latest product launch has turned out to be harder than she thought it would be.
Kim told ET:
“I hated being pregnant and I never thought I’d ever … I thought this was going to be so easy, but you know, even in how much I hated it, if I could do it myself I would have preferred that. So, that inner struggle is kind of hard, but I am just rolling with it and it is what it is.”
I wonder if the surrogate is texting her at all hours of the afternoon with pesky updates and asking for information about where to deliver the baby once it’s delivered. Look, surrogate woman, Kim is kinda super busy right now. It’s not like she’s just sitting around eating bon bons and Instagramming. She’s got an empire to run! Just let her know when the doctors have cleaned all that yucky slime off the baby and found appropriate KKW concealer match for it and she will send somebody to pick it up.
Kim says that she’s having control issues and that she thinks having a surrogate is actually harder than carrying a baby yourself. Even if you “pick somebody you completely trust” and “that you have a good bond and relationship with” so at least we know we can put those Kylie rumors to rest.
In addition to talking to ET, Kim was recently on Ellen and she “let slip” that she and Kanye are expecting a baby girl. And no, they don’t have a name for her yet so those of you squatting on www.eastwest.com can just cool your jets. Kim told Ellen that the kids are a bit confused this time around because her belly didn’t grow and Ellen had to talk her out of hiring a stork to drop the new baby off. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. That really happened.
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