Don’t question his logic. Scott Disick is clearly the most underestimated relationship expert of our time. How else could he lure Kourtney Kardashian back as a repeat customer to his good-for-nothing ass? Thankfully, for those out there who hope to learn from love guru Scott, he’s giving away free lessons. I guess not free – the lesson comes from watching a clip of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, so it it will cost you part of your soul.
In a clip from this Sunday’s episode of KUWTK, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, wearing a felony quantity of highlighter on her face, confront Scott about his recent trashy behavior. Scott has always been the emperor of douchetopia, but he’s really been turning it up lately by hooking up with Bella Thorne and dating 19-year-old Sofia Richie.
Kourtney asks the father of her three children how he thinks he can get away with acting like an asshole in public and still expect to get invited to family events. According to Scott, he acts like an embarrassment because he loves Kourtney just that much.
“What does that mean, though, at the end of the day? What do you think that really means? That means I hate you? Or does that mean that I actually love you and I do things out of spite?
Let’s be honest, obviously I’m not able to handle everything that well. I don’t have the best support team. I’d like to try to be a fucking better person, but it’s not the simplest thing.”
Kourtney responds that acting like an embarrassing shit isn’t the way to show her he loves her. And what is love to her? Expensive gifts like houses, cars, and jewelry? Any rich dude can do that. What she doesn’t realize is that Scott is showing her he loves her. By doing something gross like dating a 19-year-old, Scott gets tons of attention. And in turn, Kourtney gets attention, which means her whole family gets attention, which is what they love the most. Who knew Scott was such a hopeless romantic.