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Nabisco’s I Screams cookies!
Nabisco’s I Screams cookies are a thing I thought my brain just made up, along with boyfriends, personalities, the “gum stays in your stomach for the rest of your life if you swallow it” thing, and all of The Golden Girls being alive. (Telling myself that all of The Golden Girls are still alive is my Prozac.) But it existed at one time. I thought it hit shelves in the 90s, but InThe80s says it’s a creation of the 1980s.
A poster on InThe80s says that I Screams were born around 1983, which was yeeeeeeeears before the revolutionary Ice Cream Cones cereal caused the mouths of the people to explode from the diabetes overload deliciousness of it all. Just like Ice Cream Cones cereal, Nabisco’s I Screams were tiny ice creams. But while Ice Cream Cones cereal were puffs of sweetened wheat, I Screams were round cookies with a cone design on top, and creme filling pushing up through the top.
Sure, there’s been thousands of creme-filled cookies, but none of them starred a technologically advanced design like I Screams did. But you know, they probably would still exist today if they looked more like the top picture on the packaging. Because who doesn’t want to put their tongue on something that looks like a sweet ballsack?
Pics: Nabisco/Flickr