Night Crumbs
Even though the low-budget Dynasty reboot’s ratings are flatter that the original Krystle’s hair and the storylines are emptier than the new Cristal’s acting (can’t you tell I’m Team Ride or Die Alexis?), The CW has given it a full season order. The CW is probably going to bring in Alexis in hopes that she’ll save this Dynasty like she did the last one. That’s a bad move that will ensure that Dollar Tree Dynasty doesn’t get a second season. Because it’ll be kind of hard for The CW to continue to make shows when their offices have been destroyed by lightning bolts sent down from a vengeful God for casting anyone other than Dame Joan Collins as Alexis! – TVLine
Over ten years ago, the tabloids gave us “Miserable Jen” after Brad Pitt dumped Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, and now the tabloids are giving us “Brave Jen,” because Jennifer Garner refuses to abandon Ben Affleck – Lainey Gossip
A second woman claims that Ed Westwick IS Chuck Bass, pretty much – Celebitchy
But Ed Westwick claims he is not Chuck Bass – Just Jared
One felon-loving Atlanta Housewife is glad that another felon-loving Atlanta Housewife is off the show – Reality Tea
Because the story of Amanda Carrington’s daughter being trapped in a dangerous sex cult wasn’t weird enough, there’s now a story about how an actress from Smallville is the sex cult’s second-in-command – Pajiba
I’m guessing that Heather Graham is in Mexico, because when you’re on a beach vacation in Mexico, you are legally obligated to take a picture of you drinking from a coconut – Drunken Stepfather
Did Millions of Moms take over the marketing department of Sony? – OMG Blog
I’m not trying to pube-shame, but Gal Gadot’s boots could use a waxing – Hollywood Tuna
How many poor flamingos were murdered just so Hayley Atwell could have an ugly dress to wear to an event? – Popoholic
Josh Groban and Tony Danza are doing a TV show together – SOW
Wedding videos are a special kind of awkward, and Colton Haynes’ is no exception – Popsugar
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