Joe Alwyn Might Be “The One” For Taylor Swift

November 9, 2017 / Posted by:

Sorry, Taylor Swift’s cat, but it sounds like there’s a chance you’ll no longer be the number-one benefactor of her will. Don’t tell me that’s not already the case; Taylor Swift totally strikes me as the type of person to leave millions to her cats.

A source tells People that Taylor Swift is very serious about her current boyfriend Joe Alwyn. More serious than giving him her cookies or writing songs about him. Taylor’s friends think that Joe could be “the one.” Normally “the one” in Taylor’s world means the one she gushes over for 6-to-9 months before the contract ends and she calls him a loser in a series of songs. But this time it actually means the one.

“It’s a great relationship that everyone hopes will last. Joe could definitely be the one. Their relationship is very different from Taylor’s past ones. They much prefer having dinner parties at home with friends than going out. Just like Taylor, Joe is a homebody. He loves being an actor but doesn’t like the celebrity part of it.”

We probably shouldn’t expect to hear wedding bells just yet. Joe still has to pass Taylor’s official commitment test: displaying major levels of corniness on Instagram. Then, and only then, can she consider him in the running for her husband. But I’m sure that hasn’t stopped Taylor from dreamily writing wedding vows in her diary. “I, Taylor Swift, take this conventionally handsome blonde guy, to be Mr. Taylor Swift, to help smite my enemies, for richer or richer, ’til a breakup album does us part?

Pic: Instagram

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