“Brother Love” Is No More. Diddy Was Only Joking About That Name Change
Well, thanks a fucking lot, Diddy. Now I have to write a retraction. You guys, Brother Love was only playing. According to Page Six, Sean Combs, Puff Daddy, P. Diddy and Just Plain Old Diddy are still the names of that guy from yesterday who said his name was Brother Love. Jesus Christ, this man is exhausting.
Here’s his newest message to the people.
Diddy please, never sing again. Never.
So you see, no need for alarm. Those of you who made the changeover yesterday are kindly requested to reverse course. Please, re-update your contacts lists. For those of you who made laser surgery appointments, cancel them. For those of you who went through with changing your Diddy tats to Brother Love tats, I am deeply sorry and hope you are also a fan of professional wrestling. Diddy is sorry too. He did not understand the power of the internet. Sure, he’s been a professional in the music and entertainment industries for a couple of decades now but that doesn’t mean he has a sophisticated understanding of how the media works. It’s purely coincidental that he has “a lot of press to do the next couple of weeks”. He’s just a simple man who loves Love.
According to Page Six:
Diddy’s clarification comes one day after the internet went berserk over his name change claiming Brother Love was already taken by a former WWE personality Bruce Prichard, a.k.a. Brother Love.
Berserk? The internet went berserk? Did it go berserk or did it go bemused? At any rate, you can either go unberserk now or continue to be bemused because Diddy will still be answering to any and all past monikers including but not limited to Diddly Do, Dum Dum Diddy Dancer, Puff The Magic Diddler, Captain Puff N Fluff, Diddy Really?, No He Diddy Dont, Professor Diddy Diddy Puffkins and Puffaluffagus.
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