Night Crumbs

During his audition for the role of hot douche bully Billy Hargrove on Stranger Things, Dacre Montgomery busted out dance moves while wearing nothing but a nude G-string. No, Kevin Spacey wasn’t the head of casting at Netlix at the time. Dacre came up with the idea himself and did it for his art! – Towleroad

Brad Pitt was at some LACMA gala on Saturday night looking like a pack of blown-up balloons furiously rubbed his hair – Lainey Gossip

Meanwhile, St. Angie Jolie was at some other event, and she really dressed up for the occasion, and by that I mean she wore her robe – Celebitchy

Unlike the chicks, the douches of Vanderpump Rules obviously didn’t get the memo that the dress code was “going to the Playboy office’s holiday party” – Reality Tea 

It’s nice to see that a little-known independent movie called Thor: Ragnasomething (I’ve never heard of it either) made the most money at the box office this past weekend – Pajiba 

I was going to say that Alicia Vikander looks like she’s going over her grocery list in her head, but if she was doing that, she’d still look more full of life and sparks than she does in this Louis Vuitton ad – Drunken Stepfather

I, for one, am into Dakota Johnson’s “Great Gatsby-era socialite widow” dress – Popoholic

You’ve made it through Monday, so you’ve earned the gift of looking at an old clip of Mark Ruffalo’s ass in motion again – OMG Blog

Okay, but I want to see more of those daddies getting into some rough Fifty Shades of Centrum Silver fun in the pool – Hollywood Tuna

For the zero of you who will watch, American Idol is back in March – SOW

It looks like Blake NotSoLively is trying to get herself an Oscar by playing my mom taking us to school before getting ready for work on a Monday – Just Jared

Kristen Bell, who says she wants to keep her kids’ lives private, told a story about how they walked in on her and Dax Shepard fucking. She told it, because you know, she’s private like that. And Kristen and Dax aren’t even my parents and I’d still be traumatized if I walked in on them fucking – Popsugar

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