The glamorous feline rose of New York City Jocelyn Wildenstein and her gaydar-breaking boyfriend Lloyd Klein have both found themselves in a jail cell for allegedly getting violent on each other. Caitlyn Jenner’s face icon was arrested last December after allegedly going cat scratch fever crazy on Lloyd by scratching his face during a fight at her lair in Trump Tower. A quick minute later, Lloyd got arrested for allegedly shoving Jocelyn to the floor when he stopped by her lair to pick up some shit.
Jocelyn should’ve dumped Lloyd and realized that she deserves a human who will treat her like the luxurious pussy she is by delicately feeding her Fancy Feast from a silver spoon. And Lloyd should’ve realized that bad things happen when they get together and went down to a cat shelter to adopt him a new cat friend. But they stayed together, and yesterday morning, they once again got arrested and were hit with his-and-hers misdemeanor assault charges.
Page Six says that the NYPD was called to Jocelyn’s Trump Tower apartment yesterday when the two got into a violent fight at around 1 in the morning. 77-year-old Jocelyn and 50-year-old Lloyd cooked themselves dinner and one of them left a plate in the oven, which caused it to shatter. They fought about it, and like their other fights, things got crazy. Lloyd claims that Jocelyn nearly made the fillers leak out of his mug by doing her signature move: scratching him in the face. Jocelyn claims that Lloyd did his signature elder abuse move: pushing her to the floor.
They were both arrested and treated for minor injuries at the hospital.
This is the worst cat/human relationship since Garfield and Jon (sorry, but their relationship is dysfunctional as hell) and these two shouldn’t be together anymore for very obvious reasons. But besides the alleged acts of domestic abuse, what really bothered me about this story is the fact that Jocelyn cooked for herself! Lloyd gets more shitty asshole points for making Jocelyn cook. Jocelyn is an opulent feline of leisure who should be waited upon and served every meal in a crystal goblet. No wonder a dinner plate was left in the oven. Cats shouldn’t cook, and fancy cats really shouldn’t cook.