Who Is October’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

November 3, 2017 / Posted by:

The theme of our 10th Hot Slut of the Month contest is BONERS. One finalist is an “r” away from being named Mr. Boners, other finalists induced boners with their hot sexy pose game, another finalist got a boner in his mega touching wedding photo and our last finalist made it possible for tricks to easily send boner pictures through the Internet. And yes, I reached so hard for that “boner” theme that I think I broke every brone in my arm.

As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes, and the fourth one was picked by me. Your choices are:

Mr. Bones Puzzle Candy, the Halloween staple that was a highly advanced puzzle (so advanced that Tom Hanks’ Da Vinci Code character couldn’t even solve it), delicious candy and a coffin clutch!

The Hot Librarians of Invercargill, the social media team of Invercargill City Libraries in New Zealand who let the world know with one picture that we shouldn’t be keeping up with the Kartrashians, we should be keeping up with the Invercargill librarians!

The Most Romantic Newlyweds in the World, the newly wedded couple from the Netherlands who staged a fake beej for their wedding pictures, because they wanted to display romance at its purest. And also because it would probably be the last blowjob (fake or real) she’d ever give him again since they’re married now.

AIM’s Running Man Icon, the legendary running man who represented an important vanguard program that made it possible for us to avoid in-person human interaction for decades!

Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be announced next Friday.


Pics: Reddit, FacebookMichael Kooster/Facebook, AOL

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