Hot Slut Of The Day!
Cluck, the tiny adorable kitten who just wants a fucking butthole, goddammit!
Imagine living a life without a butthole (“I imagine it every day,” thought Melania Trump to herself while glancing at Jabba the Trump). You wouldn’t ever catch up on Facebook since the only right time to catch up on Facebook is when you’re taking a shit, and you couldn’t take a shit if you didn’t have a butthole. You wouldn’t be able to woo Grindr tops by sending a Hi-Res picture of your hole, because you wouldn’t have a hole to take a picture of. You couldn’t ever do the ultimate act of love on your betrothed by dutch oven-ing them in the morning, because you wouldn’t have a butthole to fart out of. It’d be a sad, sad life, and it’s a real life for one poor kitten in Los Angeles.
HuffPo says that a Los Angeles cat rescue organization with the hot name of Kitty Bungalow Charm School for Wayward Cats has started a crowfund campaign for one of their current residents. Cluck who is a 10-week-old kitten who really, really needs a butthole. There’s many, many buttholes in Hollywood, the White House and beyond that we can donate to Cluck, but she needs an actual asshole. Shawn Simons of Kitty Bungalow says that Cluck was born with a shitty condition (that pun ain’t right, I know) called imperforate anus. It is a life-threatening condition since we all need to caca. So Shawn set up a donation page on Crowdrise called Kitty Need A Butt Hole, and wrote this about the butthole-needing pussy:
Currently little Cluck, only 10 days old, does not have a butt hole. The condition is called Imperforate Anus and it’s a real thing. You can look it up. While the surgery is very risky it is her only chance to survive, because everyone needs to poop. She is a fiesty girl and otherwise healthy and we want to give her this chance. Can you donate today to Clucks medical fund?
The campaign’s goal was set at $4,000, and there’s a lot of people out there who are feeling poor Cluck’s butthole-needing plight, because over $9,000 has been raised. Shawn says that all leftover donation money will be donated to other cases of b-hole suffering like the Blogger In Southern California Who Desperately Needs Anus Rejuvenation Surgery Or His Almost Non-Existent Social Life Will Really Be Non-Existent fund. No, the money will be used to take care of the other cats at Kitty Bungalow.
And now that it looks like Cluck is getting that surgery, here’s to her living a long life and experiencing all the joys of having a butthole!
Pic: Kitty Bungalow