Night Crumbs

Prince Hot Ginge was in Chicago for the Obama Foundation Summit and he spoke with Mellody Hobson while sitting between two graphics that look like rainbow anal beads. PHG speaking between two rainbow anal beads is fitting. Because he is the pot of gold that we all hope to find at the end of rainbow anal beads – Lainey Gossip

Bethenny Frankel talked about losing her beloved dog friend to a violent seizure, which she broadcast live on social media – Reality Tea

I know the file is probably over-stuffed by now, but still try to file this Dustin Hoffman sexual harassment story under: Every Dude In Hollywood Is A Creepy Blob Of Smegma Who Didn’t Learn In Kindergarten That He Needs To Keep His Hands To Himself – Celebitchy

This is why the grounds of Canada are covered with maple-scented panty pudding today – Towleroad

I’m sorry but Jerry O’Connell’s Kartrashian sister impersonation is not good. His Kim is way too human-like and his Khloe and Kourtney look way too alive inside – SOW

Jason Biggs’ wife shared her leaky leche titties with the internet and now I’m sharing them with you – Drunken Stepfather

Gigi Hadid is on the cover of Glamour. I guess Glamour didn’t get the memo that the current nepotism it model of the fashion world is Kaia Gerber – Hollywood Tuna 

Elle Fanning dressed as Daryl Hannah from Kill Bill for Halloween – Popoholic

N.E.R.D. is back with help from RiRi, and I’m waiting for the Beyhive to attack RiRi for pulling a Beyonce by copying – Just Jared

Grumpy Cat needs to call his agent and get a pair of those zombie contact lenses, because Pet Sematary is getting remade – Popsugar

And here comes another (of what I’m sure will be many) allegation about Kevin Spacey’s molesting ways – IDLYITW

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