While done up in messy Amanda Woodward cosplay, Brit Brit and her current hot piece Sam Asghari sat courtside at a Lakers game. You can tell that it’s true love between them. Brit is happy because she just pooted out a chili dog fart, and Sam is close to passing out from inhaling it but is holding on for the sake of the photo-op – Lainey Gossip
Oh, eat it and have a seat, Kristie Alley, your fellow Scientologist Danny Masterson hasn’t lost his job yet – Celebitchy
The Vanderpump Rules messes look like they’ve had their heads decapitated by Photoshop and pasted on different bodies – Reality Tea
After getting accused of rape, the yogi turtle we know as Russell Simmons has left his companies to focus on spiritually finding himself or whatever. How very Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein of him – Towleroad
Angel Jon Hamm looks like a Banana Republic model – Pajiba
One month ago, Selena Gomez and The Weeknd called it quits after she was rumored to have gone crawling back to her first Canadian boyfriend, Justin Bieber. This situation has gotten just a bit more interesting for those who get off on petty drama (raises hand). The Weeknd has allegedly wiped all traces of Selena from his Instagram page. But according to Selena Gomez, she and The Weeknd are still jacket-sharing friends.
I remember seeing Tomb Raider for the first time and wanting to bare my midriff and have two “guns” (aka the leftover tubes from rolls of Charmin) to use to take down the swarthiest of my Beanie Babies. But an Iranian Angeloonie has taken her love of Angelina Jolie a bit (read: fucking well past) further than that.
Since everyone in this story goes by a variation of the anonymous “Doe“, I thought I’d lead with a picture of a doe. My apologies to Bambi’s mom.
According to TMZ, a lawsuit has been filed recently by a former personal assistant to a famous celebrity. The lawsuit includes accusations of sexual battery, assault, and exposure to HIV. How hard do we think Charlie Sheen’s publicist started sweating after hearing about it?
Because we live in the Upside Down from Stranger Things, Pamela Anderson is now trying to lead diplomatic talks on behalf of someone the U.S. wants to send to jail for espionage. Current U.S. leadership is particularly susceptible to a little T&A distraction, she actually might get what she wants. Page Six says Pam was filming a PSA (hopefully not another against Uber) at a hotel in Manhattan when she realized Mike Pence was also at the same address. Considering how Pam is suddenly on a crusade against porn, I’m sure she had a lot to talk about with Mike. But only if his wife is there, too!
(Arrested Development voice) Him? That’s what a source who spoke to InTouch claims. Darren Aronofsky reportedly “pulled the plug” on his relationship with Jennifer Lawrence. According to InTouch’s source, Jennifer really, really loved Darren and thought they were going to get married. The source claims the two had conversations about moving into Jennifer’s Beverly Hills mansion and spending the rest of their lives together. That surprises me. It was my understanding that Darren’s conversation skills were limited solely to dissecting the piss-poor mother! reviews.
InTouch’s source says the break-up came down to kids. Specifically, 27-year-old Jennifer eventually wants them and 48-year-old Darren wasn’t so sure. Darren already has an 11-year-old son with Rachel Weisz, and was reluctant to have any more. Jennifer also wanted to take some time off from Hollywood, so he broke up with her. I wonder how a breakup orchestrated by Darren Aronofsky would go? I’m picturing a record playing backwards screechy violin music in a room lit with a single overhead flickering fluorescent light and “It’s Over” spelled out on a steel table in pills.
Hearing that Darren and Jennifer allegedly broke up based on their incompatible feelings about children reinforces my theory that transparency is so important in relationships. And it should start early! Ideally, every first date would start with a clear list of likes, like it did on MTV’s Next. Knowing if someone wants kids or idolizes Ryan Seacrest is the sort of information you should really have up front.