Archives: October 2017

“House Of Cards” Spin-Offs Are In The Works

October 31, 2017 / Posted by:

With yesterday’s announcement that the sixth season of House of Cards will be its final season, you figured Netflix was cool with putting their cash cow to pasture as long as it disassociated them with the deeply troubling Kevin Spacey. But lo’ – only that last part was correct. Variety says that Netflix and producer Media Capital are in the early stages of developing “multiple ideas for a potential spinoff.” Don’t be silly – Netflix wouldn’t end House of Cards without a back-up plan. There’s no word yet on whether or not it will be a solo series focusing on FLOTUS Claire Underwood taking up child sexual abuse as her favorite cause.

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Selena Gomez May Get Back Together With Justin Bieber Now That He’s “Changed”

October 31, 2017 / Posted by:

Yesterday we learned the news that shook the soul of your knock-off Supreme-wearing younger cousin: Selena Gomez and The Weeknd had called it quits after 10 months. The reason given was that they were just too busy and not because she was slinking around with Justin Bieber again. Sources said that Selena and Justin are just friends, but now there’s a rumor that she’s considering getting back together with her sleazy first Canadian boyfriend. And the “She don’t love herself” award goes to.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 31, 2017 / Posted by:

Mr. Bones Puzzle Candy! 

Mr. Bones Puzzle Candy was so much more than just candy and it worked several parts of your body. It worked your brain, because it was a puzzle.  It worked holes into your teeth (read: cavities), because it was candy. It worked your nerves, because again, it was a puzzle and puzzles that have more than two pieces to them are hard. And it worked your calves, because you could use that coffin as a little clutch and stomp the grade school halls while carrying it.

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Birthday Sluts

October 31, 2017 / Posted by:

Vanilla Ice (50)
Willow Smith (17)
Vanessa Marano (25)
Lil’ JJ (27)
Justin Chatwin (35)
Samaire Armstrong (37)
Eddie Kaye Thomas (37)
Piper Perabo (41)
Irina Pantaeva (46)
Linn Berggren of Ace of Base (47)
Nolan North (47)
Ad-Rock (51)
Annabella Lwin (51)
Mike O’Malley (51)
Dermot Mulroney (54)
Johnny Marr (54)
Rob Schneider (54)
Larry Mullen Jr. (56)
Peter Jackson (56)
Brian Stokes Mitchell (60)
Jane Pauley (67)
Deidre Hall (70)
Stephen Rea (71)
David Ogden Stiers (75)
Sally Kirkland (76)
Ron Rifkin (78)
Dan Rather (86)
Lee Grant (90)
John Candy (1950-1994)

Pic: Channel Five via Wenn.com

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Night Crumbs

October 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Chris Evans went to DC to see Jenny Slate’s show, which means they’re either doing each other full-time again (probably) or they really are just friends and he’s the kind of friend who actually shows up to shit when you invite him. Note to Chris’ friends: If you ever need to be picked up from the airport, ask him. He’s the kind of sucker who will do it  – Lainey Gossip

Not only did Claire Foy have to suffer through sitting next to Adam Sandler, but she had to deal with him touching her leg a lot too – Celebitchy

Ex-Countess LuAnn is still talking about her bald slut of an ex-husband – Reality Tea

Um, sorry, Tom Daley, but you don’t need a lift in a car. Your out-of-shape-ass needs to walk! – Towleroad

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MTV’s “Jersey Shore” Spin-Off Called “Floribama Shore” Is Coming Soon

October 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Back in August, I wrote about the mystic beauty of Destin, Florida. Some have the Hamptons, some have Palm Springs, but those of us who grew up in the South…we had big city dreams, a taxidermied pet or three, and the Redneck Riviera. Now it looks like MTV is ready to shine a light on this cathedral of crawfish stands, totally-illegal-but-fucking-awesome-BBQ stands in the Walmart parking lot, and nightly brawls down at the waterfront saloon. Continue reading

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