Archives: October 2017
Brandi Glanville Went Trick-Or-Trolling On LeAnn Rhimes
The only thing Brandi Glanville did more on her Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills stint than drag Kyle Richards was bitch about how she was wronged by her skeezy ex-Eddie Cibrian and his star-crossed Lifetime Movie Network lover (and I guess we can still call her a country singer) LeAnn Rimes. This Halloween is no different! Continue reading
Andy Dick Got Fired For Sexual Harassment
Those kittens want off that scary ride.
Thoroughly unpleasant and formerly popular mess Andy Dick, 51, was fired for sexually harassing humans on the set of some independent movie that no one will ever see. The Hollywood Reporter says that Dick was dropped from the cast of Raising Buchanan after he was accused of behavior like “groping people’s genitals, unwanted kissing/licking and sexual propositions of at least four members of the production.” Go big or go home, eh Dick? Continue reading
J-Rod Brought Their Love To The Cover Of Vanity Fair
Before you know it, it will be the holiday season and that means there’s plenty of presents to buy. Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod’s respective publicists have clearly started planning ahead for those potential credit card bills in January by securing themselves an extra-large Christmas bonus this year. Apropos of nothing more than just dating for eight months, J-Rod made their magazine cover debut for the December issue of Vanity Fair.
“RHONJ’s” Teresa Giudice Dragged Sofia Vergara For Being An “Immigrant”
This story will likely enrage Sofia Vergara’s husband Joe Manganiello. Joe should absolutely don his skimpiest thong and pose for some sweaty snaps by the pool before he goes to confront her. Real Housewives of New Jersey convicted criminal and Quest For Fire stand-in Teresa Giudice took part in a Real Housewives panel discussion (was it at MIT?), and took the opportunity to go after Modern Family actress Sofia Veraga. TMZ says that she felt it necessary to refer to Sofia as “an immigrant,” while also opining on how immigrants should conduct themselves in this country. Yes, this panel discussion must have taken place at either MIT or Oxford. Continue reading
Wendy Williams Passed Out On Her Show This Morning
While wearing one of Hedda Lettuce’s old wigs as a Las Vegas Statue of Liberty on her Halloween episode today, Wendy Williams lost control of her words, her eyes widened like mine did whenever I got apple slices instead of candy during trick or treating times and she passed the fuck out on live television. No, Wendy was not doing performance art commentary on the Statue of Liberty’s reaction to what the Jabba the Trump administration is doing to this country. Wendy had a “man down, code 10 situation” (copyright: the legendary Frankie Lyons). Continue reading
Matt Lauer Did Dolly Dirty For “Today’s” Halloween Show
If you love the kind of grotesque imagery that will turn your stomach and haunt your dreams forever, then you’re no doubt a fan of Today’s annual Halloween costume parade of half-assed horrors. Obviously nothing will ever top the year they dropped nightmares all over your childhood by dressing up as a near-sighted serial killer’s idea of the Peanuts gang. This year the Today crew slipped into their best country-fied drag for a Grand Ole Opry-themed Halloween.