Night Crumbs
Kelly Ripa was on The Tonight Show and told a story about how her teen daughter called her and told her to take down an old picture she posted on Instagram. Kelly took it down, but then let a kid know who the real boss is by showing it on The Tonight Show. Kelly’s daughter probably fought the urge to curse her mom out with emojis and instead Googled the important question: “If I emancipate from my parents, will I still get my trust fund?” – Celebitchy
Three seconds after St. Angie Jolie dropped that ice cream spoon into the trash, minions from the Catholic Church fished it out, and it’s now hanging in one of the Vatican Museums – Lainey Gossip
And three seconds after that first picture was taken, the real Miss Extra, Mariah Carey, snatched that queen’s crown and sash – Towleroad
Since Camille Grammar’s got that Kelsey settlement money to protect, she better get the prenup of all prenups – Reality Tea
Bella Thorne is either a slutty bride, or the visual definition of demure. Definitely the second one – Drunken Stepfather
Today’s example of “random as fuck” is brought to you by Lupita Nyong’o and Josh Gad teaming up to do a zombie comedy – Pajiba
What Taylor Swift needs to do is work a comb through that mop – Hollywood Tuna
Jessica Alba dressed as Juno for Halloween, and I’m telling myself that her friend dressed as a young Carrot Top – Popoholic
Speaking of looking like a young Carrot Top… – Popsugar
Panty Creamer of the Day: Frank Ocean’s nalgas looking like two disco balls kissing – OMG Blog
Bette Midler has spoken! And she too thinks the Hocus Pocus TV remake should be banished to the depths of Hell’s Hell – Just Jared
The good news is that the cast of Charles In Charge got together and sang out the theme song. The better news is that Scott Baio is nowhere to be seen – SOW
Pic: NBC