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Mr. Bones Puzzle Candy! 

Mr. Bones Puzzle Candy was so much more than just candy and it worked several parts of your body. It worked your brain, because it was a puzzle.  It worked holes into your teeth (read: cavities), because it was candy. It worked your nerves, because again, it was a puzzle and puzzles that have more than two pieces to them are hard. And it worked your calves, because you could use that coffin as a little clutch and stomp the grade school halls while carrying it.

Retroland says that Mr. Bones Puzzle Candy was created by Vero Ricci, who created many candy containers back in the day. It came out in 1977 and stuck around to at least the 90s. It was a coffin filled with Pez candy-like bones that you had to put together to make Skeletor’s gay(er) and nicer brother:

There are low-budget Mr. Bones knock-offs out there, but none of them come nearly as close to capturing the magic of the original.

And because my fingers always have the thought of dick on their tips, I kept typing “Mr. Bones Puzzle Candy” as “Mr. Boners Candy” throughout this post. Now that’s a candy I wish existed and was sold in stores. Because if it was, my Slutoween night would be a lot more exciting and I wouldn’t spend it guzzling down the bag of mini Kit Kats I bought for the trick or treaters (that don’t come to my door) while wearing my costume (misery in a stained Hanes shirt aka myself).

Pic: Reddit, Change.org