Kim Kardashian Channeled Cher, Aaliyah and Madonna For Halloween

October 29, 2017 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian has decided to start Halloween a little early by taking time out of her busy schedule of attention whoring to dress up as three beloved musical icons; Cher, Aaliyah and Madonna.  And yes, she’s posted millons of videos of herself because if she doesn’t post it for everyone to see, then did it really happen?

First up, on Friday night she and her favorite ghoul-friend Jonathan Cheban slapped on two of the most elegant Party City lacefronts and dressed up as vintage 1970’s Sonny and Cher for the annual Casamigos Halloween party in Hollywood. via People:

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, 37, proved once again that she was a dead ringer for Cher, dressing up for Casamigos’ annual Halloween bash on Friday night in a custom-made Alexandrine outfit that replicated the 71-year-old music icon’s exact look from the 1973 Academy Awards. “Cher definitely has a better body,” Kardashian West said on Periscope. “Her stomach… I don’t think anyone could compare.”

The reality star uncannily resembled the singer, wearing a long black wig, that was a one-time replacement for her blonde locks. In addition, she used sister Kylie Jenner’s purple eyeshadow palette from Kylie Cosmetics.

Here are Kim and Jonathan’s versions of Sonny and Cher;

You know what? I don’t hate it. And THANKFULLY neither did Cher.

And this is when Kim should have stopped. But then again why would she after she had everyone’s attention? On Saturday, since Kim doesn’t have to return the Cher wig until 6pm Monday night, she decided it was time to anger the spirit of late pop princess Aaliyah (whose soul still roams the Earth in anger after that horrible Lifetime movie a few years ago) by presenting this ultra tittylicious Amateur Night drag version of her.

Actually, I take that back because saying this is Amateur Night drag is disrespectful to drag queens everywhere. As Michael K said to me, this look is less Aaliyah and more vampire Donatella Versace. Somewhere, KeKe Palmer is looking at this video on her phone with a smile saying “You tried it bitch!” But unfortunately the fuckery didn’t end there. For her last look (as of now because the weekend still ain’t over) Kim dragged her sister Kourtney Kardashian into the fun so the two of them could dress up as Madonna and Michael Jackson from their appearance at the 1991 Academy Awards.

Kim, nah darling. This doesn’t look like Madonna at all. It’s more like the long-awaited reincarnation of Vanity and Anna Nicole Smith (which isn’t a bad thing, but it ain’t Madonna). And Kourtney’s MJ looks more like a hard times Amerie working as an unlicensed Las Vegas impersonator. It’s a NO from me. And an even bigger HELL NO to Pimp Mama Kris for allowing this mess to happen, because you know it was probably all her idea.

Pic: Twitter

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