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Fiona!

According to her website, Fiona (born name: Fiona Eileen Flanagan) took a long, long break from the music game to graduate from UCLA and raise kids, but before that she was a ROCK AND MOVIE STAH!!!! Fiona was one of the leads, along with Bob Dylan and Rupert Everett, in 1987’s Hearts Of Fire, which was about a washed-up has-been rock star who becomes a chicken farmer. It was supposed to be Bob Dylan’s The Rose, but turned out to be his Glitter (no offense to Glitter, which is a glittering star in the cinematic universe). Hearts of Fire was a flaming turd on every level, but Fiona made it a little less shitty with her high-powered growls, hair that was feathered by the angels and eyeball-exploding charisma. Fiona played Bob Dylan’s lover in Hearts of Fire, and she also sang the title song. In the video for it, she works a magnificent Frankenstein’s monster-like ‘do that makes her hair look like it’s pregnant with a litter of Bump-Its.

Fiona wasn’t a total unknown before Hearts of Fire. She acted a bit (in an episode of Miami Vice) and released two albums. Fiona’s self-titled first album came out in 1985 and its only single Talk To Me was her biggest hit. The video for Talk To Me has Fiona working another mane of Breck Girl quality hair while cuddling with a hot piece and trying to keep from peeing in what looks like a half-finished Ikea showroom.

Fiona put out a few more albums after Hearts of Fire, and also sang back-up for some bands including Warrant. Fiona still performs here and there today and she’s still got a spectacular fall of gorgeous locks. So if you’re ever in the mood to hear Fiona sing Talk to Me live, just follow the scent of strawberry scented Suave shampoo and Rave hairspray and it’ll lead you to her. And yes, in my head her hair will forever smell like strawberry scented Suave shampoo and Rave hairspray.

Pic: Atlantic Records/Rocktopia