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The wild badger who pretended to be a cat!
Honey badgers ain’t the only badgers who don’t give a shit. Actual badgers also don’t give a shit, fuck, damn, care, hell and all of the above. Actual badgers don’t give a shit about breaking and entering laws. And they really don’t give a shit that your pet cat will starve to death after they eat all of that pussy’s food. And they really, really don’t give a shit that your pet cat will suffer from a serious case of insomnia because they stole the pussy’s bed. Badgers don’t give a shit about any of that. Case in point: the criminal badger from Scotland who broke into a house, ate the cat food and took a nap in the cat bed.
Back on October 19, the Scottish SPCA got a call from a house at Beecraigs Country Park in Linlithgow after a thieving badger snuck in through a cat flap and made himself perfectly at home. The Scottish SPCA said on their website (via BBC News) that when their rescue officer, Connie O’Neil, got to the scene of the crime, the thieving badger wasn’t that happy to see her and gave her shit before busting out of there while screaming in a Scottish accent, “You ain’t gonna take me!” The badger got away and is now on the run. Animal Rescue Officer Connie said this:
“He had gotten in through the cat flap and had eaten all the cat food before going for a sleep on the cat bed. He didn’t seem too happy when I tried to move him but I was able to slide the cat bed round and it was then that the badger noticed the back door was open so made a run for it!”
That badger is definitely going to strike again, but he needs to work on his cat act a bit. In that picture, he does have a slight look in his eye that says, “Bitch, come closer and I’ll send you to the admissions office in Hell,” but he needs to do that with more feeling. And when a human comes up to him, he shouldn’t run away, he should go for that trick’s throat. That’s what a real cat would do. If the thieving badger did that, Officer Connie would’ve told the homeowner that the “badger” is really a cat and closed the case!
Or maybe that’s not a badger at all. Maybe it’s that known robber Goldilocks in a badger costume. Wouldn’t put it past her thieving ass.
Pic: @ScottishSPCA