Laura Benanti, Cecily Strong, whoever Melania Trump’s double is and every other actress who has contorted her face into the “constipated while sucking on a lemon” position to play the First Lady can go ahead and hang up her pussy bow blouse and hurricane heels, because Courtney Stodden has got this.
It’s been about five months since I’ve done a post on the beloved Porn Iguana, and it looks like that between then and now, she’s been further perfecting her already impeccable craft at Juilliard in NYC. Juilliard must’ve given her a bachelor’s degree, a masters and a PhD in acting in just five months and sent her back to Hollywood to share her flawless gift with the world. Because she’s back, and she did!
Yesterday, Courtney gave everyone an early Halloween treat and made every actor in the world shake with fear by doing her Melania Trump impersonation on Instagram. While wearing a brown polyester mop on her head and the costume that Roxie Hart would wear in Brazzers Presents Chicago, Courtney squinted the same way she did when her estranged husband Doug Hutchison got naked in front of her the first time and asked, “Like what you see?” To me, Courtney’s Melania impersonation is less Melania and more, “a breathy and drugged up Borat taking a dump as he suffers through an arthritis flare-up in the hands while in lazy Caitlyn Jenner drag,” but who am I to judge a master?
The ultimate test is Donald Trump. If Courtney Stodden does her Melania Trump impersonation in front of him and he completely ignores her, then trick knows she nailed it!