When you find your life’s calling, it’s a beautiful thing. Once, a young Louis Pasteur was eating his morning yogurt and decided to become a scientist. An adolescent Henry Miller woke up from a wet dream and thought to himself, “I got to write this shit down!”. And one fine morning, Ari Nagel, the self proclaimed “sperminator” who has fathered 29 children over the past 13 years, woke up and thought to himself “the world needs my jizz!” and a manifesto and movement was born!
According to Us Weekly:
“If someone asks me for my semen, I will not turn them down. Women have offered to pay for my flight to Israel, Taiwan, Vietnam and almost every state in the U.S.,” the New York native, 42, said on The Maury Show on Tuesday, October 24… “Any race, any religion, gay or straight, I won’t turn any woman away.”
Ari was just your average Joe; a married math professor with three kids who decided that his life’s mission was to give his seed freely to any woman in need. Instead of going the expected route, donating through a clinic with legal protections in place and telling his wife first, Ari turned to Craigslist to find a recipient for his precious bodily fluids. Everything went wet Gremlin from that day on!
Ari never asks for money, he’s just excited to get his spooge in wombs! And if you’re wondering, he’s got several methods for doing so. According to Daily Mail, some of the methods of insemination have been:
- Handing it over in a Target bathroom
- Nutting into a solo cup at a BBQ
- Sexual intercourse with lesbians, sometimes with their partner in the bed or room
- At a casino (jackpot!)
- You’ve Got Sperm Mail
It may sound overly casual but Ari has got it down to a hard science. He’s got a spreadsheet and everything. And just in case you’re worried about the legal issues involved, you can sleep easy because Ari’s got that covered too. Every woman he gives his spunk to, must promise not to sue him for child support. So far, all but 9 women have kept that verbal agreement. Ari says he is currently paying child support for those 9 kids and it eats up half his paycheck.
Other than having an unusually high sperm count (Ari claims he has “super sperm”) and a passionate relationship with ejaculate, Ari does have other parenting skills. He is involved the lives of a number of his children ranging from daily visits to yearly contact. It’s up to the moms he says. Ari is planning on quitting soon though, maybe when he turns 50. After the month we’ve had, I guess this qualifies is a “feel good” sperm story. So spew forth and be fruitful!