On Saturday, French President Emmanuel Macron was having a highly important meeting with junior ministers at Élysée Palace, and I guess his dog Nemo didn’t agree with what was being said and he gave them his review of their conversation by making a oui oui on a fancy fireplace. I was going to call Nemo uncouth for pissing in a fancy palace, but the French aristocrats of the olden days were kinky fucks, so I’m sure that fireplace has been touched by plenty of le piss, le jizz, le shit and le whoknowswhatelse.
When Julien Denormandie, the junior minister for housing, asked President Macron if Nemo does that often, the president blamed it on Julien and said that he must’ve done something to get the First Dog to perform a golden showers show for them.
“No … you’ve triggered some completely unusual behavior in my dog, sorry.”
As for why Nemo didn’t pull that trick when Trump visited, the pooch probably figured that so much shit was being spewed from Trump’s mouth that it would be best he didn’t add to it. Nemo’s conscientious like that.