Night Crumbs
Meghan Markle’s half-sister is writing a tell-all about her called The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister. So let’s see, Meghan hasn’t talked to her half-sister in a decade, which means that tell-all is going to be filled with boring childhood stories nobody cares about. And it won’t feature the only reason why I’d read it: Meghan Markle’s highly detailed description of Prince Hot Ginge’s peen. Keep it, Princess Pushy’s sister! – Jezebel
The crunchy curls… The Wet N Wild eyeshadow….. The dress from Windsor Fashions… Why is Demi Lovato dressed like my cousin going to prom in 1989? – Lainey Gossip
QUICK! Somebody push a velvet settee behind Mariah Carey, because she’s going to faint when she reads this – Celebitchy
Does this mean that we, the viewers of Real Housewives of New York City, will no longer have to suffer through those Coupon Cabin commercials starring Tinsley Mortimer and Carole Radziwill? – Reality Tea
Poor tequila, always getting blamed for everything – Towleroad
I thought this was Kelly Ripa at first and didn’t know if I was ready to see her topless – Drunken Stepfather
I wasn’t ready for Selena Gomez’s hard nip in my eye either, but okay. And yes, I’m sending her my ophthalmologist bill, because her nip poked out my retina again – Hollywood Tuna
Gerard Butler found out the hard way that you should never try anything you read on GOOP – Pajiba
Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like she just stuck her head in a unicorn’s dirty asshole – Popoholic
Daniel Radcliffe must have a really strong ass waxer, because I expected his bare butt to look like two bear cubs cuddling – OMG Blog
Sarah Paulson is doing another season of American Horror Story – Popsugar
What Aaron and Sam Taylor-Johnson should really make is a movie about how Oprah dragged James Frey after he dared to bamboozle her! – Just Jared
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