The swan lovahs from the Netherlands who are that ~*soinlove*~ couple who can bring the heaves out of your throat with their extra sappy love!
Roland van Goch, a volunteer with a Dutch animal rescue group called Dierenbescherming, just had to share this video of a swan boyfriend and girlfriend doing a dance of pure love after reuniting in Dordrecht. The lady swan was hit with botulism (aka food poisoning), so she was down and out for three weeks and was so sick that she could barely lift her head, let alone make swan love with her man. Roland said in the YouTube description of this video that as soon as they put the lady swan back into the water, she and her man immediately made a heart shape with their heads and necks and did a dance of love.
This is the heartwarming moment a loving swan was reunited with its partner after weeks apart, immediately sparking an embrace and a swan dance. Highlighting the strength of emotions the birds have for one another, the recovering female headed straight for its partner when she was released back into the water by animal rescue workers.
Not pictured in this video are the other swans and birds gagging and rolling their eyes while thinking, “Yup, those over-the-top bitches are our very own Will and Jada Pinkett Smith. Always letting us know how in love they are.” These two just need a book of poetry by E.E. Cummings and a swan baby and they could star in a Calvin Klein Eternity commercial.
I may be filled with pure bitterness and have a frostbitten heart that is incapable of getting warm while watching lovey-dovey shit like this, but I am happy that those two swans found true love. With that being said, I’ll be the first one to say, “Bitch, I knew it!”, when the Dutch tabloids report that the swan dude knocked up his Instagram ho side piece.