Who Is Hot Slut Of August/September?

October 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Before we get into it, I’d like to apologize to the trifecta of glamour (Angelyne, Lily Charles and Jane Fonda’s clip-on ponytail) for clumping them in with that picture of what looks like a freshly creampied prolapsed anus. Blame the sucios who Facebook-liked it.

Because of my mega dramatic retina saga, I had to step back from the site in the middle of August, and so Hot Slut of the Day took a break for a few weeks. Since there was a lack of HSOTDs for August and September, I’ve combined both of those months to pull the finalists for our 8th Hot Slut of the Month showdown of 2017. It’s down to three visions of beauty, and a burrito that probably looks the same going out as it does going in. Like always, the first HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes, and the fourth is a wild card picked by me. My 7-year-old self forced me to pick Jane Fonda’s ponytail weave. If I had access to a stunning ponytail weave like that when I was 7, I wouldn’t have had to wear a sad pantyhose wig while playing dress up with my mom’s clothes. Your choices are:

Angelyne, who really needs zero introduction!

Lily Charles, the one-eyed former synchronized swimming star played by Swoosie Kurtz on Pushing Daisies!

Taco Bell’s Firecracker Burrito, the abomination from the Ninth Circle’s cafeteria whose sole mission is to make your asshole explode!

Jane Fonda’s ponytail weave, the breakout glamour star of the Emmys (and 2017, so far)!

Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be crowned next Friday.


Pics: Wenn.com, ABC, YouTube via Eater

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