Does Taylor Swift have an alibi for where she was on Wednesday night? Because on that night, Katy Perry held a concert in Nashville where the Butterscotch Don has a house, and naturally shit went wrong.
Katy’s Witness tour do-si-doed right into Music City on Wednesday, and there was a bit of a stage malfunction. Billboard reports that after performing “Thinking Of You,” her tie-dyed Saturn (don’t you wish it was Uranus?) prop got jammed. Katy had to kind of make shit up and (was honestly way calmer than I would ever be) . Considering how good a job her MTV VMAs monologue did at winning over the crowd, I’m sure the audience was elated that she never got around to telling topical jokes. She did laugh the thing off, though:
“This is the first time I’ve been stuck in space! I know I’m kind of a space cadet, but actually, this thing is being stuck right now. They’re talking to me in my ear, it’s a whole big deal. You better pick your phone up, ‘cause this is a YouTube moment!”
Don’t worry! Someone did:
— Dave Paulson (@ItsDavePaulson) October 19, 2017