Nicholas Brendon, Xander on Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Drunken Mess Hall of Famer, must be a very crafty guy. Why else would be be racking up the mug shots if not to make an introspective Pinterest collage to wallpaper his bathroom with. TMZ reports that Nicholas has been arrested for the “oh shit we’ve lost countyith” time for going caveman on his girlfriend the Saguaro hotel in Palm Springs, CA.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Brendon and the woman were at a Palm Springs hotel bar on October 12 when she got up to go back to their room. We’re told Nicholas sat her back down by yanking her arm. She got up again, but this time Brendon — who’s had numerous arrests in recent years — pulled her down by her hair … according to law enforcement. We’re told a hotel employee called cops, who arrested Brendon for felony domestic violence.
Nicholas needs to spend less time showing off his terrible karaoke skills (check out his pinned tweet, yikes) and more time in a grade school class so he can learn that you shouldn’t put hands on a body that doesn’t belong to you. Hair included! Unless you surreptitiously collect a single hair from a person who is doing evil with the sole purpose of doing some witchcraft whoo hoo that will benefit humanity as a whole, then don’t fucking touch anybody’s hair without asking.
And I’m sure that right now, a booker on The Doctors is warming a guest chair for him.
Pic: Palm Springs PD