When I first saw Scarlett Johansson and Bobby Flay had gone out to dinner last weekend, I immediately started hissing. How dare she ruin that poor baby-faced unicorn Colin Jost? He may spit smack on Saturday Night Live, but his breathy Emmys fawning over ScarJo made me think he was so in L-O-V-E.
But Page Six reports Scarlett and Bobby are just friends and neighbors in the Hamptons. The Hamptons doesn’t exactly seem like the place where you borrow a cup of milk or go to the 99 Cent on a Thursday night with the gal next door, but what do I know?
PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Scarlett Johansson steps out for dinner with Bobby Flay in NYC https://t.co/vcVBanssbd
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) October 18, 2017
The grainy photos kinda make Scarlett look like she’s full-on team #justiceforBarb by rocking some Stranger Things cosplay while Bobby rocks his usual look of not being able to tell if he’s going to smile next or punch through the neighboring concrete wall in a fit of saffron rage. People kind of shit-stirred for once by reminding us that Scarlett once told Howard Stern she had a thing for chefs. ScarJo’s rep also told People that she’s just friends with Bobby Flay. Maybe they were just swapping divorce notes.
Scarlett just finalized her divorce from ex-husband Romain Dauriac while Bobby split with the prosecuting queen of sexually heinous crimes on Law and Order: SVU, actress Stephanie March, in 2015. Bobby has since been dating actress Helene Yorke while ScarJo has been linked to everyone from her lawyer to Colin. Scarlett and Colin were papped earlier this month, and now here she is just skipping down the street with Bobby for all the paps to see! Colin, just get a case of merlot and a journal, and draw a bath and put on a sad Spotify playlist. Pour a big glass of vino, get into the bubble bath, and just angrily jot in your journal, “Nobody even liked Her anyway!”