We may not know much about Shailene Woodley’s new gentleman friend but I hope he likes furry, tanned and 100% organic vagina because that’s what he’s getting. Shailene has been playing coy and teasing fans with suggestive posts on Instagram that hint that she may be flaying footsie with a fella without revealing his identity. But E! News is convinced that it’s Fijian footballer Ben Volavola. Look out, Shailene’s got a new bone in her broth!
According to E! News:
Romance rumors were further fueled this month after she posted a series of cryptic posts on Instagram and after Australian magazine Women’s Day reported that Woodley cheered on the athlete at a recent game in New Zealand.
Reportedly, the two met while she was in Fiji filming a movie called Adrift which I think is a shipwreck movie. Shailene claims that this is makeup for the movie but I’m wondering where in her contract she’s made them write “Shailene just gets to do Shailene during the filming and therefore makeup will not be required. Please allocate those funds to the following charities: Save the Squirrels, Free the Pubes and the #NODEODORANT campaign”.
Even though Shailene and Ben have not made it “official” official, it looks pretty fucking official. The Daily Mail has a whole bunch of pap photos of the two lovin’ all up on each other in Auckland (where she’s filming Adrift) and smooching at a football game. Honestly, Shailene seems like a nice girl and her new piece is a fit, hot hunk. And so I say unto her: Get it girl. Get it with while you’re young and free and while you still have teeth that can take down the crunchiest of granolas. Gather ye rosebuds and all that crap. Enjoy your beautiful man and your youth, you crazy kid!