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October 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Manny Abell, the Jeopardy! contestant who flopped during Final Jeopardy, but didn’t flop as hard as his rivals. Sometimes you don’t need to be the smartest, you just need to be the least dumbest. That’s how I got through school without getting held back… more than once… I mean, more than twice. Okay, I’m still a high school sophomore.

Shit was not looking good for Naval officer and returning champion Manny Abell as he went into Final Jeopardy on Tuesday night’s show. Manny was in last place with a measly $1,000, while his nemeses-for-the-night were tied for first with $12,300 each. Manny was going into a sword fight with a dull shank made from a torn-off piece of his big toenail. The Final Jeopardy question was a question that probably made all of them wish that they saw the educational documentary Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time starring Jake Gyllenhaal, because I’m sure the answer’s in there.

It’s The Only Country That Boarders Both The Caspian Sea & The Persian Gulf

Since Manny is in the Navy, he should’ve slam dunked that shit, but he didn’t. Manny guessed Iraq and he bet $999, leaving him with a dollar. That meant that Rival Carlos or Rival Fran just had to get the answer right, or not bet their entire booty. They fucked-up on both counts and both ended up with what Alex Trebek had in his wallet after that Craigslist call girl situation gone wrong (I will never forget).

Manny may suck at geography, but he deserved to win, because he followed one of two important rules in the game of Jeopardy! Always leave a $1. The other important rule is, when all else fails guess “dick tree.

Pic: @jeopardy

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